These days, women who need some toy action have their Jack Rabbits. What would a comparable toy be for men? Think of tools. Think of the Fleshlight. This masturbatory device looks like a flashlight on the outside, but on the inside you will find a soft, artificial mouth, vagina, or rectum that you can use on your lonely nights away from the worksite, or when you're away from your significant other for a few days, or when you're fighting with him or her and you don't anticipate any makeup sex for quite some time.

On its Website, Fleshlight calls itself the "#1 selling male sex unit in the world." Basically, it's a fleshlike insert housed in a plastic flashlight-style case. When you use it, you leave it in the case. When you take it out, you'll notice that it looks a bit like a jellyfish, or some other sea creature (perhaps the last thing women want their vaginas compared to). There is a cap on the bottom, which you can adjust to help regulate suction and collect your sperm after you cum. There are several different inserts available, which you can see on the Website. You can get a mouth, a vagina, a butt, and a non-descript slot. You can also get inserts whose tunnels are ribbed, bumpy, and extra tight.

The company won't say what the product is made of, but it feels a lot like cyberskin, that realistic-feeling material that approximates the feeling of a vagina.

I tested the vagina model. The one given to me to test was smooth on the inside. For the vagina model, the lips were very realistic, both visually and tactilely. I licked them up and down. I rubbed my mouth on them. Aside from the industrial smell, they were just like the real thing. If you need to bone up on your pussy-licking skills, the vagina Fleshlight may be a good investment for you. After lubing up my penis, I rubbed it on the lips, noticing how they offered much the same sensations as my girlfriend's labia. When I pushed my penis inward, they enveloped it in the same way hers does.

The sensation was much like that of a vagina. The material moved about my cock in much the same way. It enveloped me, too. Even without the muscle contractions, the juicing, the moaning, the "I love you"s, and the musky smell wafting upward, I still got a very pleasurable experience. In fact, I ejaculated more quickly than I normally do

Cleanup was only slightly more hassling than with my other artificial vaginas. You have to remove the insert and wash it with warm water, and of course, clean your sperm out of the cap. Then you let it dry.

All in all, it was a good sex toy to use when you need instant relief.

Tiger Tale Ale with Pink Lady Orifice. A soft, pliable non-vibrating sleeve made from patented Real Feel Super Skin®. The molded gel insert is housed in an attractive and sturdy, standard deuce-deuce (22oz'er) canister that looks like a can of Tiger Tail Ale. Every Tiger Tale insert is made with a Wonder Wave canal and due to its size, feels tighter than our Fleshlight inserts. Like our friends across the Atlantic, we recommend serving this brew warm.

Tiger Tale Ale with Mocha Lady Orifice. A soft, pliable non-vibrating sleeve made from patented Real Feel Super Skin®. The molded gel insert is housed in an attractive and sturdy, standard deuce-deuce (22oz'er) canister that looks like a can of Tiger Tail Ale. Every Tiger Tale insert is made with a Wonder Wave canal and due to its size, feels tighter than our Fleshlight inserts. Like our friends across the Atlantic, we recommend serving this brew warm.

Tiger Tale Ale with Pink Mouth Orifice. A soft, pliable non-vibrating sleeve made from patented Real Feel Super Skin®. The molded gel insert is housed in an attractive and sturdy, standard deuce-deuce (22oz'er) canister that looks like a can of Tiger Tail Ale. Every Tiger Tale insert is made with a Wonder Wave canal and due to its size, feels tighter than our Fleshlight inserts. Like our friends across the Atlantic, we recommend serving this brew warm.

Tiger Tale Ale with Mocha Mouth Orifice. A soft, pliable non-vibrating sleeve made from patented Real Feel Super Skin®. The molded gel insert is housed in an attractive and sturdy, standard deuce-deuce (22oz'er) canister that looks like a can of Tiger Tail Ale. Every Tiger Tale insert is made with a Wonder Wave canal and due to its size, feels tighter than our Fleshlight inserts. Like our friends across the Atlantic, we recommend serving this brew warm.

The intensely stimulating ribbing in our Super Ribbed have been designed to provide a unique and powerful sensation that will propel you to heights of unimaginable pleasure. Experience what no man has ever experienced before. Indulge in the ultimate Sensation. Fleshlight Case is sold separately

If your car is the Shelby Cobra, this is your Fleshlight. Let the hundreds of soft massaging beads lay down as you change gears and thrust forward through the super tight canal. It is a sensation that every man must experience at some point in his life time. Take charge and get behind the wheel today. Fleshlight Case is sold separately.

An empty case. Whether your old one is broken and needing replacement or you just want a new home for your accessory inserts. Note: Color may vary from the picture. Does not come with an insert.

This view from the inside shows exact detail of the waves of sensation. Laid in at just the perfect angle, these ripples are an experience unmatched. Combine that with our super tight feel, and you are enveloped in a world of infinite pleasure. If you have ever wondered what the very best possible penetrative sensation could be, stop wondering. This is it. Be sure to grab an empty Fleshlight case, if you don't already have one. *The insert in this photo has been cut open, so you can view the inside.* Fleshlight Case is sold separately